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VERN`S FUNERAL. That is my favorite joke
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Vernon works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doormann at the club greets them and says, „Hey, Vern! How ya doing?“ His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. „Oh no,“ says Vern. „He's in my bowling league ..." “When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, „How did she know that you drink Budweiser?“ „I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.“ A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says … „Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?“ Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says 'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.' VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE FRIDAY AT 2:00pm
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In America these are millions of strip clubs, in the old days you would find one on
the highway near a truckstop. Today they are almost every corner.
So we too continue to grow in grace and beauty. Wow!
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Christmas Blessings 2019
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